king-douchebag

epic-humor:

copy and paste yourself into my bed

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king-douchebag asked:

did the chickens inspire you to become a better person? because they inspired me.

Answer:

yes, very much so. im praying to jesus already.


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king-douchebag asked:

so do you like your chicken baked or fried?

Answer:

both?? make me some and bring it to me for warped next year B)


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king-douchebag asked:

on a scale of 1-10 how emotionally attached are you to the chickens?

Answer:

definitely a 12 bby


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king-douchebag asked:

were they even chickens thou ? These are the real questions thou

Answer:

they were GEESE CHICKEN.


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king-douchebag asked:

there had to be at least 10, I mean look at em all fabulous and stuff. Fabulous chickens travel in large groups, obviously.

Answer:

more like 500 obvi because chickens travel in v large groups, like us. bc the gap between me & you is too big rn ugh MOVE HERE.


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king-douchebag asked:

HOW MANY CHICKENS DO YOU THINK THERE ARE?

Answer:

500% chickens there areee.


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